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	Dear Google , can you please let me finish my sentences before you start guessing?? ...
	Commercial: My hairline is receding but i'm getting a weave, getting a weave, who wants some Ronald tonight?! My baby brother: My hair-wine is from Sweden and it's gonna leave, gonna leave, gonna leave, gonna leave, who wants McDonald's tonight?! ...
	Dear Boys, If she bites her lip, it means she wants to kiss you. If she fidgets with her hands, it means she wants to hold your hand. If she blushes, it means she loves your smile. If she smiles, it means she thinks your cute. If she laughs, it means she thinks the moment couldn't be better. If she looks at you a lot, it means she doesn't want you to go. If she talks to you daily, it means that you're the only who can make her feel better. If she fixes her shirt, it means she wants you to grab who around the waist. If she has her hands crossed around her chest, it means she wants a hug. &if she does all of these things... well, then she loves you. ...
	Dear Future Boyfriend: - I act like a two year old on crack. - I have dumb-ass friends, so be prepared. - These friends can piss me off, be ready for me to vent. - I want your sweatshirt. Even if it's three sizes to big. - When you smell like god, I expect a very long hug session. - Push me on the swings once in a while. - Dance with me, please? In the rain. - I love sitting, watching movies all night. - It doesn't matter what movie, as long as my heads on your shoulder. - I hate one word answers. Sincerely, Come find me before I'm 60 please. ...
	My Boyfriend dumped me the other day. I was devastated. So my best friend said to me...
	I saw something that reminded me of you today. But don't worry. I flushed the toilet and washed my hands. ...
	twinkle, twinkle, little slut. no one wants to see your butt. wear some jeans, not some short skirt. you date, and yet, you're still a flirt. twinkle twinkle little whore, you're cheaper than the dollar store....
	I want a girl Who will be my best friend. We will share secrets and inside jokes. I'll make her laugh with my sarcastic humor. She'll make me laugh with her sarcastic humor. I want a girl who can be romantic. I want her to run her fingers through my hair and kiss me. I want to run my fingers through her hair and kiss her. I want to be able to cuddle with her until the sun rises. I want a girl who I will treat right. I will make her dinner and compliment her on her outfits. I will take her out on dates and bring her on walks in the park. I will call her beautiful. I want a girl who I can have fun with. I want to be able to go on endless drives singing at the top of our lungs together. I want to dance in the living room at midnight to a loud, crazy song. I want to slow dance at sunrise to silence. I want a girl who will comfort me when I need to be comforted. I want her to be able to cry on my shoulder as I hug her and tell her everything will be all right. I want to bring her favorite soup when she's sick. I want her to feel safe in my arms. I want a girl who will love me more then anybody or anything in the world because I will sure as hell love her more then anybody or anything in the world. ...
	Original: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, "it's better than yours" (...) Old English: Mine milkshake bringeth all yon gentlefolks to mine yard and lo they reply, "'Tis better than thine..." Verily, 'tis better than thine! I could apprentice thee, but I would levy a fee t Literal: My whipped iced dairy drink brings the attention of many males to my place of residence and/or employment, and they declare that its quality far surpasses that of yours. Absolutely, it far surpasses yours. I could convey to you the proverbial recipe, but i would have to demand compensation. Limerick: Through stereophonic tubes Comes a girl rapping mixes and grooves and though you would think Her topic was iced drink it's really all about her boobs Haiku: Boys, drawn to my yard Their words in chorus singing Your milkshake loses ...
	Girlfriend: I'm affraid that someday, you may love another girl. Boy: Of course I'll love another girl.... In 10 years. And she'll call you "mommy". ...
	Boy:Hey Babe! Are you still mad? Girl:Twinkle twinkle little star... Boy:How I wonder what you are? Girl:No. I'm gonna run you over with my f**king car. Boy:Yeah. Your still mad. Girl:Run forest ...
	Why do we feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking "I'm gonna ki..-ahhh.Damn,she's under a blanket." ...
	***Auto Correct Fail*** mom: How is our pregnant little daughter ? daughter: how did you know? Mom:I meant perfect Mom:wait.... WHAT!? ...
	A bestfriend should, love you like a mother, protect you like a father talk to you like a sister, and fight with you like a brother....
	my parents accused me of being a liar. i looked them in the face & said, "tooth fairy, santa, easter bunny." & walked away like a boss. ...
	You wanna be freaked out?? Go to Google maps, type in 47.110579 9.227568, click the green arrow, select more then go to Street View. Go up two and left twice. Holy mother that's scary!!!! ...
	-so i hear you like bad boys... -yeahh -well , i'm not trying to impress you or anything , but when Disney Channel asked me to go to their website with my parents permission , i didn't ask my parents. ...
	Reginae Carter & Lourdes Rodriguez...
	Boy:Why do girls wanna kiss in the rain so much? I just dont get it. Girl:Its the fact that your in the rain with someone you love. Your kissing them passionately not giving a care what anyone else thinks.. It's knowing that the environment around you will not change for those precious moments your with them. Kissing in the rain is romantic and the perfect place where there are no interruptions and no anything. Just the the silent music of rain to your ears, Me and you.... Together. Boy:We never kissed in the rain? It's raining outside ;) ...
	Boy: Hey, sorry its over i hope we can be friends. Girl: Sure, but one question. . Boy: Sure lol Girl: Can you teach me how to jerk? Boy: I dont know how lol Girl: well, you sure know how to act like o n e ....

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