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Join if you love your mom♥ |
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Like if you think this person is HOT! http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002054547008... |
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I asked my mum to stop smoking. She told me she'd stop when she wants to. I told her about facebook and how it works, and I asked her if I got 100 likes would she stop smoking? She said no. I asked her how many likes it would take and she said 500. I told her I would never get 500 likes and that It wasn't fair, she told me to give it a go. So here I am, I don't expect to get 500 likes but it's worth a try ... |
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Friend: Did you just fall ?!
Me: No i attacted the floor!
Friend: Backwards ?!
Me: IM FREAKING TALENTED! ... |
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Boy: Make a C with your right hand .
Girl: okay .*makes a C.*
Boy: *smiles and makes c with his left hand, placing it near hers.*
Girl: A heart?
Boy: no . my stomach. and its empty, make me a sandwich. ... |
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I want a girl
Who will be my best friend. We will share secrets and inside jokes. I'll make her laugh with my sarcastic humor. She'll make me laugh with her sarcastic humor. I want a girl who can be romantic. I want her to run her fingers through my hair and kiss me. I want to run my fingers through her hair and kiss her. I want to be able to cuddle with her until the sun rises. I want a girl who I will treat right. I will make her dinner and compliment her on her outfits. I will take her out on dates and bring her on walks in the park. I will call her beautiful. I want a girl who I can have fun with. I want to be able to go on endless drives singing at the top of our lungs together. I want to dance in the living room at midnight to a loud, crazy song. I want to slow dance at sunrise to silence. I want a girl who will comfort me when I need to be comforted. I want her to be able to cry on my shoulder as I hug her and tell her everything will be all right. I want to bring her favorite soup when she's sick. I want her to feel safe in my arms. I want a girl who will love me more then anybody or anything in the world because I will sure as hell love her more then anybody or anything in the world.
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a boy who will hold his girlfriend around the waist and kiss her neck and whisper in her ear ''you're beautiful''. if his friends say something nasty about her he will flip. text her first. tell her every night he loves her. texts her good morning beautiful. makes the effort. not flirt with other gi rl... |
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Mom:Where were you last night?
Me:Studying at johns house
Mom:What were you studying?
Me:The birds and the bees.
Mom:Was it hard?
Me:Of course he was
Mom:WHAT? ... |
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son:im having a baby sister!
mom:want to feel my tummy?
son:uhh okay..
mom: -puts his hand on her belly- feel her kicking?
son:who is in there?!
mom:ur sister
son: -cries-
mom:what?
son:u ate sissy!!!
dad:u monster...
mom: ... ... |
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my parents accused me of being a liar. i looked them in the face & said, "tooth fairy, santa, easter bunny." & walked away like a boss. ... |
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[[ Girl on her period ]]
Girl:Hey can you check for me?
friend:Sure, walk infront of me!
*looks at butt*
"Nope, you're good"
only me?
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girl: "you wanna know what i want for christmas?" :)
boy: "what??"
girl: "read the first word again." ... |
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2 lovers ended there realtionship...Time went on and the boy got married, his ex said to him "how dare you use my favourite colour as the theme of your wedding, how dare you use my favourite flower as your decoration, how dare you set your wedding on our anniversery and how dare you use our song for the cerenomy"...the boy cried and told the girl "baby, its the only way i can pretend your my bride"... |
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I hate it when, you're watching TV with your parents
and you laugh at a joke, and your dad goes, "you shouldn't get that,"
and you're just like, "Dad, I go to public school," ... |
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HOW TO FREAK PEOPLE OUT
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1) empty out a windex bottle.
2) fill it with blue gatorade.
3) spray it in your mouth in public. ... |
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Seven ways to impress a girl..Twilight Style....
1.tell her you want to drink her blood
2. dont talk to her
3.try to change classes so you dont have to sit beside her
4.sparkle in front of her
5.be very over protective
6.want to kill her only other friend
7.Then,sneak into her room and watch her sleep :) ... |
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Girl: Hey
Boy: im not suppose to be texting, im grounded
Girl: Why, what'd you do?
Boy: I took one of those huge erasers and rubbed it all over my younger sisters face
Girl: WTF? why would you do that?
Boy: it said it was for "big mistakes"... |
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Boyfriend:I have something to ask you.
Girlfriend:Yes?
Boyfriend:It is very serious and requires a serious answer.
Girlfriend:OMG im scared now..
Boyfriend:Do you know the muffin man?
Girlfriend:I hate you. ... |
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4th Grade
boy: What's a period?
girls: *giggles* Ohh... nothing you need to know! HAHAHHAAHHA!
boy: Tell me!
girls: NO! It's.. girl stuff. HAHAHAHH!
boy: Fine, I'll go ask the teacher!
girls: NOOOOO!!!
Like if you remember conversations like this(: ... |
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-Dad, can my gf stay with me here at our house?
-Will you do something bad?
-No dad
-Be hones! I'm asking you seriously! will you two do something bad?
-No!! really... we won't
-Then, there's no need for her to stay here... |
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You wanna be freaked out?? Go to Google maps, type in 47.110579 9.227568, click the green arrow, select more then go to Street View. Go up two and left twice. Holy mother that's scary!!!! ... |
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